I'm sorry, the well designed, expertly crafted website you were expecting isn't available right now. Please wait until the creator isn't procrastinating. :/
This is a personal website for me, Daniel Evan. Head over to My Stuff to see the sorts of things I get up to and places you can find me.
I wrote this website entirely using knowledge of HTML that I've accrued over a couple of years. If you want to learn HTML, I recommend W3Schools.